Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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