So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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