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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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