I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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