So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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