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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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