You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.