Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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