Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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