Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
this boner is exhausting
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
When are your genitals available?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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