yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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