i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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