No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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