Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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