found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms