it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.