they need to just BURY HIM!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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