I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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