i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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