I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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