I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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