Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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