what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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