I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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