I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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