Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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