I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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