so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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