Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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