Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Randomize
