She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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