THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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