1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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