From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize