Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum