Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.