just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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