After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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