don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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