Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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