I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.