just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?