Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I haven't been this sober since birth.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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