D3 body, D1 cock
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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