just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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