my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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