I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
try to milk me bitch
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