If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize