Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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