the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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