i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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