she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
did i just pee glitter
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I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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