I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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